You make a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I poop
On company time
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this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2023
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'boss makes a dollar, I make a dime'
That was a rhyme from a simpler time
Now boss makes a million and gives us a cent
While us employees can't pay the rent
When the boss makes a billion and the workers make jack
That's when we strike to take our lives back
Don't just bitch
Eat the rich
Hmmmm, yes. Very wise
I wise man poops whenever he needs to poop, so he does not become constipated and get hemorrhoids.
I'm pretty sure that's a quote from Confucius.
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