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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There's no way Pee Pee Township is a real place

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Had a friend from Reading who always liked to talk about the dirty names in PA. I had to google to find them again. Intercourse is relatively tame among that list. There is also:

Big Beaver
Blue Ball
Climax
Puseyville
Rough and Ready
Twolick Valley
Virginville

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How is rough and ready a town name

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

2 town names. According to this map there’s also one in California.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Spoken like someone who grew up in Virginville.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

In Michigan there is a freeway exit 69 onto a road called Big Beaver lol

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Can't believe you wouldn't go with Cumming, Georgia...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I saw butts on the list and knew someone didn’t check too hard.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And Butts isn't even a town, it's a county.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Seriously, just today I saw a billboard for Toyota Beaver of Cumming. Fucking iconic.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In florida there is this little known state forest called Withlacoochee

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was gonna say! There are far dirtier places then Micosukee, which isn't even pronounced with "suck." "Mih-coh-soo-kee".

After all, we've got Chatahoochee, Boca Raton (" Rat Mouth"), Fluffy Landing, and the dirtiest of all, Hialeah.

That last one's name is innocuous, it's just a terrible place.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Am from Hialeah. Feeling pretty called out LMAO

Can’t argue it though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Dude, there's literally a Gay, MI. Or Gaylord, MI if you're noble.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Where I'm from there's a place called Dildo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Checking in from NC — we also have Hookertown and Hobgood

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bonelick, KY. Home of Big Bone Lick State Park, and no, I'm not making that up

It was a rather important salt lick in both Ancient, and Early America. Good place to harvest salt, and some of the critters that came to lick the salt lick.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I'm going to have to disagree with their choice for NY. I would have gone with Coxsackie, but I also have a child's sense of humour sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Let's not forget about Fucking, Austria.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There’s actually a Big Bone Lick in Kentucky

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pretty sure Cumming, GA wins over Butts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I used to live just outside of Climax, GA. It's surprising how far Cumming is from Climax, and also how much I get to use that joke.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I know it's Dick, but I'm more partial to Climax in Michigan.

Probably cause I had to see a woman in Climax for work once.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

They missed out on Toad Suck, AR.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beaver, Utah would like to know how Virgin ended up on the map instead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Probably just something about Utah

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sitting over here knowing that there is a Cumming, IA....

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Missed out on Mianus, CT.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Okay, Cozy Corner is very G-rated and cute.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

How do you go with Virgin instead of Beaver for Utah?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Dix, Illinois.

Basically nowhere.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Surely Vermont can do better than "Cozy Corner". We do have "Middlesex", and (while not a town) "Ticklenaked Pond".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They picked Ballplay, AL instead of Smut Eye?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rough and Ready Island isn't as rough or ready as its name implies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Cummings, GA is way more lude than butts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Indiana also has Gnaw Bone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And let's not forget French Lick!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No mention of Goochland, Virginia in sight.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bangor isn’t pronounced like they do on the west coast. The city is pronounced like Bang Gore. Out west the same spelling is pronounced like Banger as in Naval Submarine Base Bangor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Bang Gore

That seems so much worse

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

utah has their own beaver, and they sell "I ❤️ Beaver" merch at all their gas stations.

the wendy's there even had an awesome sign but it was eventually taken down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bigbone is right next to Beaverlick, which is ostensibly dirtier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I grew up not far from Weiner, Arkansas, but Bald Knob always made me snicker more as a teenager.

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