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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Me: "It's okay to be awake at 3 AM since I'm getting a head start by thinking about the code I need to write"

Then a handful of hours later, reality ensues

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Just saying....you never have to compile your dream code.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Night shift ftw

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No coding at work! Only meetings! What do you think we’re paying you for?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Obviously the trick is to sleepcode.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A few weeks ago, I got stuck on a difficult bug. Worked on it all day on it at work and just couldn't figure it out.

That night, I dreamed about the solution! When I woke up I wrote some notes about the solution from my dream, went to work, coded it, and it worked!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No boss, I'm not napping on the job I'm sleepcoding.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I literally keep a laptop next to my bed so when i think up a solution for whatever problem i'm working on i can make a note about it. It's not pretty but it works.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just a simple note? Why dont you use your phone, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Or a pen and paper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It syncs to my main computer and phone is the main reason. (And i hate typing a lot on my phone.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's worse when the solutions to your current problems taunts you in your dreams

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I solve all my hardest problems while in the halfway state between awake and asleep.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

In the last few years I started actively trying to stop myself from thinking about company code (and other work stuff too) when I'm not at work. You know, work life balance and all that. Did wonders to my mental health.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had to debug our backend server today 😢

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lol I spent like 3 hours debugging why one of our services in stging wasnt publishing messages to kafka and 2 hours on a call with devops on monday trying to figure out why terraform tore down a diff services mongo permissions

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Before we fall asleep, we become someone else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Flex time, people

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