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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah? So? What's the big deal?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (11 children)

It was a parking lot fire. No hospital blew up. The propaganda has to stop.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I would have hit the hospital directly not just the parking lot, i can aim.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

who do I turn myself into?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Its not over till it's over.

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