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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sauté it in what, God?

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Sauté it in what?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

In the pan, duh.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Oh, god's one of those assholes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

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A four-panel Mr. Lovenstein comic titled "THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO EELS OF WOOD"

The first panel shows an angry pink humanoid standing on a green circle, holding a bunch of asparagus spears and speaking to a yellow-skinned, bearded humanoid barely in the panel. The pink humanoid is saying "HEY GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE HEALTHY FOOD TASTE BAD?"

The second panel shows the yellow-skinned, bearded humanoid in more detail. It has a halo and is wearing a white robe. It's rolling its eyes angrily as it responds "OH MY GOD! DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING?"

The third panel shows the still-angry yellow-skinned humanoid cooking the asparagus spears in a frying pan over the open flame of a gas stove as the pink humanoid watches on amazed. The yellow humanoid is saying "SAUTÉ 'EM AND DON'T FORGET THE SEASONING! STIR AND TASTE AS YOU COOK!"

The final panel shows a close-up of the pink humanoid holding a half-eaten asparagus spear with its mouth full and eyes wide in awe as it says "IT'S... DELICIOUS!" A response from off-screen replies "OF COURSE IT IS!"

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Why not link the actual artist's website so they can get some revenue? Plus, there's usually a hidden panel for his comics.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Correction: Why is tasty unhealthy food so much easier than tasty healthy food?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Ok but why sugar taste so good

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Because it's seasoned with diabetes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Raw veggies taste great, we're just used to tasting nothing but salt and sugar in our food these days we think veg tastes bad.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

https://mrlovenstein.com/comic/1155

Here's a direct link to the artist's page.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Cuddle fish and asparagus...or vanilla paste?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Finally, a comic by Mr Lovenstein with positive message!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Frying anything makes it taste better. Deep frying makes almost anything edible delicious.

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