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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Bees be like : ama swim in that, eat it, mix it with my saliva and regurgitate it, baby

Human : that's some tasty gourmet shit you got there, buddy . From now on we'll gas your entire home from time to time to steal that shit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you ever tried to give a bee honey?

I found a bee near death outside once, and I picked him up with an envelope then dropped him in some manuka honey. He landed upside down, but I flipped him over, then he started drinking the honey. The next morning I saw a smudge on the floor and thought a housemate had squished him, but then I opened the door to the front room and he did a little dance in front of my face before I let him outside.

Suffice it to say, bees love honey just as much as we do.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

But they get sugar water back in return.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Isn’t it splendid when everybody gets what they want?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

steal that shit

That's just how the bees pay rent.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We pick and eat fungus' dick when they have a stiffy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Hell ya, dude.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great, I just stuck my nose in a rose on the way back from my walk...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Cum trees.

I can confirm, parks all over the UK have these, and they smell like cum.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's a similar story with Fungi since mushrooms are the reproductive part of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No one tell mum what musk is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, but if I wave mine around I get put on a list.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And when I wave mine around, noone even realises that I'm waving something around....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago