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[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you can't handle me at my rude and unreasonable chicken, you don't deserve my strange juice.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Aim for the rude and unreasonable chicken. If you fail, you'll still land amongst the strange juices.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can lead a rude and unreasonable chicken to strange juice, but you can't make it drink.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

A strange juice in the hand is worth two rude and unreasonable chickens in the bush.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The rude and unreasonable chicken is also called a Canadian goose, I believe.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

oh man, need to find a way to pick some up for dinner now

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm all in on the strange juice. Bring that shit on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Strange Juice is a hit album waiting to happen.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Me walking by the Canadian geese on my way to work.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Rude unreasonable chicken doesn't have anything on the Canadian goose. Obstinate, violent aggressive shit machines are they.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Try the strange juice

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?

“Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Not having a rooster is generally sound advice too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Will do, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I guess getting chicken permission is out of the question?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That would be rude

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

This is what happens when you do either literal translations or just don't pay your translators enough to properly translate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] altima_neo 2 points 9 months ago

Nothings showing up for me?