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Bob
Turd Ferguson is forever etched in my brain.
Ya. That's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.
Steve. Because of Hiphopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous by Flight of the Conchords.
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Tits Mcgee.
Art Vandelay
Bort
I remember they used to sell Bort name tags at the Universal Studios Kwik e Mart. I regret not buying one.
Doug
"Iβm not going to ask you to remember them all. Mostly because I donβt remember them all. Therefore, for ease of both narrative and our collective sanity, Iβm going to name only the more important members of the Crowβs Song. The rest, regardless of gender, Iβll call 'Doug.' Youβd be surprised how common the name is across worlds. Oh, some spell it 'Dug' or 'Duhg,' but itβs always around. Regardless of local linguistics, parents eventually start naming their kids Doug. I once spent ten years on a planet where the only sapient life was a group of pancakelike beings that expressed themselves through flatulence. And I kid you notβone was named Doug. Though admittedly it had a very distinctive smell attached when the word was 'spoken.''Doug'is the naming equivalent to convergent evolution. And once it arrives, it stays. A linguistic Great Filter; a wakeup call. Once a society reaches peak Doug, itβs time for it to go sit in the corner and think about what it has done."
- Brandon Sanderson, Tress of the Emerald Sea
Tress of the Emerald Sea is a masterpiece, all four of the Kickstarter books are actually
Jeff
Frank. No clue why, but at least 60% of the time, it's Frank.
That seems quite common, to be frank
Bigus Dickus. (boy im making a lot of penis jokes today)
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Bob. Bob Loblaw, from Bob Loblaw's Law Blog
Steeeve
Tina
Nice try, this is how you're going to get us all to confess our most commonly-used passwords.
Because my random word that first came to my mind was exactly that. And I'm not telling you what it is.
yeah there is no way im telling this clown that I always use bobsmypassword as a password. What does he think we are. Morons.
Joe
Steve
Dildo swaggins
Dave
Terry
X-wing @ Aliciousness
Fudge
word + word + number
Cinderella
I have a terrible imagination. If asked to come up with a name, I'll simply flounder and say, "Eh?"
Case in point: my user name which I have used on multiple instances. (I've no idea how I came up with it).
Owen Lincoln Potter. An alias I used in college when I was fucking around like an idiot
Greg
Just came up with a random name and it was Thomas.
In German, it's commonly an old people sounding name (Frederike, Ulrich, Brigitte, Gerhard, etc)
Rusty Shackleford
Pustulio
Malmsy.
Schmitt.