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Jiggle rules (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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https://gaymingmag.com/2023/12/baldurs-gate-3-patch-5-is-a-win-for-willy-jiggle-physics/

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The "big" penis is still too small. Gimme a "third leg" option, Larian.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The "small" penis is still too big. Gimme a "thimble" option, Larian.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"My ~~online alter-ego~~ Baldur's Gate 3 character is 18 feet tall, and has giant wings, like an angel's but also like a demon's. His name is KARLOR! Karlor can fuck anything, and he will, and has; WOMEN, ANGELS, DEVILS, ANIMALS! You need to get with him because my penis only has a tip... It's like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

About time. Willy jiggle physics have for too long lost out to titty jiggle physics

[–] darkevilmac 7 points 11 months ago

The real issue facing our society today is the lack of equal representation for jiggle physics for penis havers.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Modders were too scared to develop the forbidden Schlongs of the Sword Coast mod, so Larion did it themselves

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

"Commence ta jigglin!"