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[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Me in BG3 when the enemies are perfectly grouped around a single innocent NPC. Doing that calculus on how much that NPC really needs to survive the encounter.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I found out the hard way that Sculpt Spells (evocation wizard feature) doesn't work on cowering non-combatants...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It should!

The wording of the feature is that you can cause a number of creatures you can see to auto save on the throw and take no damage if they would have taken half.

NPCs are creatures.

Sounds like your DM was being a dick

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Baldur's Gate is a video game.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

You really want Enzo to die?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago

DM: In a crowded street?
Sorcerer: I then cast, "avert my gaze" and "willful ignorance" on myself.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

I didn't ask if there'd be collateral damage, I said "I cast Fireball!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Me: I cast fireball.

DM: In a crowded street?

Me: Did I stutter?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Sorcerer: Yes as I give a evil grin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Who is this player who changes his mind to cast fireball? Ain't no player I've ever played with.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

First choice best choice. Go with your gut.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

"On a crowded street?"

"Does my alignment say 'good' or 'lawful' anywhere?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

if its a crowded street then you cast level nine fireball

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

That will just turn the same dead commoners in that r=20' sphere extra crispy. I don't think there are any spells in 5e that increase their AoE when upcast and not the damage, duration, or number of targets.

(Either way, if the street is significantly narrower than 20' then a lightning bolt is going to maximize the carnage.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Selective fireball it is

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Forget the innocent NPCs, who's wasting an AOE spell on a single target?