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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me in BG3 when the enemies are perfectly grouped around a single innocent NPC. Doing that calculus on how much that NPC really needs to survive the encounter.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I found out the hard way that Sculpt Spells (evocation wizard feature) doesn't work on cowering non-combatants...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It should!

The wording of the feature is that you can cause a number of creatures you can see to auto save on the throw and take no damage if they would have taken half.

NPCs are creatures.

Sounds like your DM was being a dick

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Baldur's Gate is a video game.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You really want Enzo to die?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

DM: In a crowded street?
Sorcerer: I then cast, "avert my gaze" and "willful ignorance" on myself.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

I didn't ask if there'd be collateral damage, I said "I cast Fireball!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Me: I cast fireball.

DM: In a crowded street?

Me: Did I stutter?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Sorcerer: Yes as I give a evil grin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Who is this player who changes his mind to cast fireball? Ain't no player I've ever played with.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

First choice best choice. Go with your gut.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"On a crowded street?"

"Does my alignment say 'good' or 'lawful' anywhere?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if its a crowded street then you cast level nine fireball

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That will just turn the same dead commoners in that r=20' sphere extra crispy. I don't think there are any spells in 5e that increase their AoE when upcast and not the damage, duration, or number of targets.

(Either way, if the street is significantly narrower than 20' then a lightning bolt is going to maximize the carnage.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Selective fireball it is

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Forget the innocent NPCs, who's wasting an AOE spell on a single target?