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[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I always thought that was a one piece dress but apparently it's not?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Maybe she tailors her own dresses

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like the ornamental skull. Every toilet needs one, really.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Aaaand here we go. :-D Truly an eternal reference. :-D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't get the reference :-(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

3 seashells, Demolition Man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Full of potpourri.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The bigger question is, what did she use before coming out?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

See that rug? It used to be white.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If your shit is black go to the doctor, you have an upper GI bleed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

However, if it's checkered white and black, go to an exorcist.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Magic, she is a witch after all!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm struggling to understand how that toilet functions.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

It's being used by a witch, so clearly magic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

The tank is there for aesthetics

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Fucking toilets, how do they work?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What did she end up wiping with?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

She just 🪄 wooshed it clean. But she really feels icky having to resort to that spell.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The black parts of that checkered carpet

Edit: this joke is already in the comments. I'm not original 🥹

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Is that how robes work? They just separate at the middle?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Don't mummy use cloth?