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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a java/python developer who has been hooked to front end since last 3 years I feel this is apt !.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Looks like a perfectly fine frontend to me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The simple form that shows 503 on submit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Shots fired! Shots fired!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The frontend developer made the backend so inefficient that it runs out of memory

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They have this cool hack where they emulate Edge within Node.js and then run their stuff as a webpage within Edge.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if I want the weather in Paris, TX?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You need to fire a gun and to a really good bald eagle impression.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I do front and backend work. Biggest issue I see is people not thinking through interfaces properly (e.g. efficiencies & atomicity of operations), sanitizing inputs on both sides, error handling, and putting in the appropriate validation, authorization & testing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My SO just said your comment applies to sex just as well ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

As a full stack dev I'd like to say that the issue I see most from backend devs isn't a lack of styling, it's their need to wrap every element in 15 motherfucking divs. They don't seem to understand that most html elements are self contained and can stand on their own.

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