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What you are according to you fav language (lemy.lol)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What? No HTML?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

HTML: You are not a nerd

Edit: OH MY GOD what did you just share !!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

what did you just share !!!

Power.

Beware: might cause maniacal laughter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Dude, I just woke up the whole house 🤣

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nice bait, no one likes matlab

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like Matlab

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

nerd

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

R is more"you are a researcher or an engineer and also a nerd"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then C/C++ is You're a smart nerd.

Let the flame wars begin!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

As a professional C++ programmer I am compelled to agree

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I genuinely looked for my favorite language before reading the text 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

No lisp?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Implying engineers are not nerds

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

As an engineer, I've met engineers that were jocks and engineers that were dumb. Sometimes they'd even be both

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Thanks nerd

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Dodged a bullet, X++ is not on the list! 👍

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Can some nerd tell me what the rightmost two on the bottom row are?

Edit: Didn't notice how old this post was.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Second last on bottom row is swift use to build mac or ios software.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I thought javascript would be something like maniac but this is fine too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Labview?