Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
Alt text: Skeletor from He-Man stares into the mirror pensively, text on the top of the image says "Take time out to look in the mirror and say" and has the following bottom text in quotes: "Hey you, thanks for all the handjobs."
you mean blow job?
This guy sucks!
Why not foot job?
Skullfucks?
You must be very flexible.
Totally would if there was a way that didn't involve spinal contortions. We need portals!
Awwe, this totally should have been the "Give yourself a hand rule".
Fuck I read that in Skelators voice
man, eww