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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 10 months ago

That's a great god damn joke.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lived across the country for 20 years. Parents never came to visit because it was too far away.

Move 90min away. Parents never visit because it is too long of a drive.

I'm starting to think they just don't like me at all lol 🤡

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Then you go and make the 90 minute drive.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago

It's too far

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

You moved across the country, tell them it's their turn to move access town.

Of course, the walk will be too far. 😉

[–] Nusm 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

NGL, I didn’t see that punchline coming.

Neither did her brother… HEYOH! 🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Oh no he di'n't

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

🤣💀