Ethern't.
Programmer Humor
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Rules:
- Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
- No NSFW content.
- Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
Internot
I’m told this is how you clear your browser history.
Quoth the Socket „Nevermore.“
This simply converts an ethernet LAN port to wireless WiFI IEEE 802.11AC (110v AC in US and 220v AC in other regions). Pretty standard stuff. At least that is what the IT support guy in the alley behind the pizza place told me when I bought it.
Perfect for when they took your red stapler
DIY PoE injector
Ah yes, IEEE 802.3.nope
Finally a cord for my vacuum that only has an rj45. If anyone spots a 220v to mico-usb, let me know. My stove has been offline for weeks.
This is what it feels like when your router gets fried because fecking DSL isn't lightning-proof
That's some good BOFH stuff right there.
Is that what PoE means?
Ooh, this is the rare 110v to e-waste converter!
Alright, I'm gonna ask: This is a joke cable right?
Every time I see something I'm absolutely sure is a joke cable, somebody links me to a piece of real hardware that actually needs that monstrosity of a cable.
But this time, I am 99% sure... Nothing actually could possibly have any use for this cable....right?
I would be more sure if one end wasn't a network cable end. Networking people have some deeply weird cables...
Love it!
Heheh. I laugh-snorted at this one. Good show.
The real kill-a-watt
The latest laptop charging infrastructure
Also works as PLC, how useful !
Quoth the raven “Never more” (will that Ethernet port work)