Winning is about scoring more goals than the other team.
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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Just block the opponent from scoring.
Just walk it in
Just Do It ®
To win the game they should consider having higher score at the end of match
Experts recommend scoring.
Well now I want a version of this sport that starts as a scavenger hunt to find the scoring area before you can score any points.
The whole field is a sudoku puzzle, and the first team to hit all of their number with the ball wins!
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
Reminds me of John Madden commentary
This is football! BOOM!
Winning the game should help Canada’s chances to win the game.
Opponents hate this one simple trick
I imagine a team that needs that hint can achieve a first group vasectomy after an order to hit the ball.