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[–] otter 88 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'd imagine you would get some pretty horrible distortion in the picture. That has to be why we haven't done it yet.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

that and we can't yet get below EU's accepted limit of hawking radiation

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Lol .... gets up to move the black hole around to find the perfect angle

[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Surely you'll get terrible chromatic aberration. That's got to be the only reason it's never been made commercially available.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

The optical machanics of this make zero sense. A spherical lense's focal points lie in a straight line so the only undistorted image you can get from this is with the black hole between you and the tv

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you're really attached to that bed and TV placement you could also just use mirrors? Idk seems easier

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have personally never owned a chair and at this point I'm afraid to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I just sit on large boulders.

What is this chair technology?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gonna have to be binoculars too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Or a curved mirror for built-in zoom!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Black hole that only bends light... interesting concept. I'd gravitate to calling this unholy.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The only remedy is attending mass more often.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I always see those events on the horizon, but I dare not go to the Holy Ghost or how that one is called.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You could also use a mirror. And then a set of binoculars, so it doesn't look so small.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Two mirrors if you don't want your screen flipped.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Have you thought about moving your TV, OP?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

OP doesn't want to toil like a peasant

[–] possiblylinux127 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Plus you would get way more sleep. The downside is you will age faster than the population.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The upside is you will age slower than the population.

Source: I watched Interstellar.

[–] possiblylinux127 6 points 10 months ago

You are so wise

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It's time dilation. Meaning it makes stuff take longer.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You'd be cooked by the radiation emitted by the accretion disk,

edit: It would be a VERY tiny accretion disk but it would still act like a cracked out microwave magnetron

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

what you're saying is that it would also give me free heating? sweet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I can guarantee you'd be at least warm for the rest of your life!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does everyone think you need to be in bed to watch TV? There's a couch there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Couch is strictly for casting purposes only.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Just lay down the other way with your feet to the head board silly. 🪿

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Get a long swing out arm for the TV. Swing it 90 degrees. [LikeThis] (https://a.co/d/htnnZWA)

[–] possiblylinux127 1 points 10 months ago

There way is simpler

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Sleep on the couch. That bed is for guests only.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Have you thought about spinning the bed by 180 degrees, OP?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Use a projector