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Alt text:

be me

serverless supervisor

in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless

occasionally have to check if it's really serverless

one day, find out there are actual servers being used

serverless environment is no longer serverless

distress.jpg

ask my boss what to do

he says "just make it serverless again"

I say "how"

he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

rage.jpg

quit my job

become a servers supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new server room

it's empty, serverless

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Sorry for bad image quality

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Context: Emmanuele Bassi (@ebassi) (pejoratively called here ebussi) is one of GNOME developers, known for removing "unnecessary" features.

screenshot from gitlab featuring ebassi

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Careful with this one, it's an antique

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Apology for poor english

When were you when oj dies?

I was on the toilet reading Lemmy and sister posted on family chat

"Oj is dead"

"Oh"

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Its rhetorical. You take him to the beach!

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