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Not much, what's updog with you? (lemmy.world)
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What caused the explosion i just witnessed? (hilariouschaos.com)
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There's no indication on the local news yet. So here's your chance for a big scoop! It happened in an industrial part of town. As well as the normal emergency services I saw a helicopter circling the area.

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First there were six, then five, four, then suddenly zero. What am I? (lemmy.world)
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How much weight do you loose while you're curling one out and doomscroling Lemmy? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Probably about 1 kg (2,2 lbs) depending on what I've eaten.

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What's your PHQ 9 score? And what are you doing about it? (lemmy.world)
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If you have no idea what I'm talking about,

https://www.mdcalc.com/calc/1725/phq9-patient-health-questionnaire9

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What’s the most useless invention you can think of? (hilariouschaos.com)
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When you smoot the chute beauty and the boot moots the root cloopy who do you rue the view to? (lemmy.world)
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? (lemm.ee)
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Why doesn't Whitney Wisconsin make a run for the presidency? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I'd vote for her.

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If you drop your cheese and pickle sandwich in the toilet, does the 5 second rule still apply? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Time is ticking, people!

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Everyone got their dicks out for harambe, what would you get out for me? (lemm.ee)
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What does your finger smell like? (lemm.ee)
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Mine smells of latex and regret.

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What is that smell? (lemmy.world)
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How do I overcome my scat compulsions? [serious] (lemm.ee)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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It mostly happens when I'm stressed and driving with the radio off. I'll just be minding my own business and BAM! I'm 5 minutes into a scat singing solo which lasts until I reach my destination. It doesn't matter how long the journey is, I've stretched it for over an hour wile stuck in traffic once. Sometimes it's a lilting melodic solo, sometimes it's 30 minutes of unhinged post bop madness.

Please help me!

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Women of Lemmy, what makes an ugly, anti-social, fat, incompetent guy instantly attractive? (lemmus.org)
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Who keeps breaking into my house at night and pissing in my bed? (lemmy.world)
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I'm sick of waking up in the morning covered in piss. This has to stop. It may have been funny to you at first, but it's getting really old having to wash my sheets every morning

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Why don't incels just fuck each other? (lemmus.org)
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Hi, I'm an undecided voter. Is Joe Biden circumsised? (lemmus.org)
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How many times can one jump in a day without arousing suspicion? (lemmy.world)
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What movie would you show a medieval peasant to make them understand the current year? (lemmy.world)
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Alice i never doxxed you and you know that. But its ok. Wish u all the best honestly. I’ll keep in touch with the real ones. Don’t got time for ppl lying about me or to me. (self.shittyask)
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Just remember i I always told my version of the truth and always kept it 100

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Why is it taking my Dad so long to get cigarettes from the store? (lemmy.world)
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Is it gay, to be a straight man with a big bubbly bouncy ass ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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I'm 36 btw

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Would you rather have a dick in your mouth or your ass? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Why does Mat Gaetz look like an angry square ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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