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Hanes Releases Men’s Pocketed Underwear, Seen as a Slap in the Face to Women Everywhere (lemmy.world)

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https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/03/07/hanes-releases-mens-pocketed-underwear-seen-as-a-slap-in-the-face-to-women-everywhere/

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Paw Patrol Attempts to Organize Labor Union, Prompts Opposition by Leader Ryder (lemmy.world)

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https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/03/11/paw-patrol-attempts-to-organize-labor-union-prompts-opposition-by-leader-ryder/

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Amazon Introduces Fire Sticky: Pre-sticky Tablet Straight from the Factory (lemmy.world)

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https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/11/03/amazon-introduces-fire-sticky-pre-sticky-tablet-straight-from-the-factory/

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Treatment of Pet Hamster by Girl Chilling Foreshadowing of How She Will Parent Her Future Children (lemmy.world)

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https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/02/27/treatment-of-pet-hamster-by-girl-chilling-foreshadowing-of-how-she-will-parent-her-future-children/

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Child Boldly Claims Broken Toy Coincidentally His Favorite One (lemmy.world)

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https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/03/19/child-boldly-claims-broken-toy-coincidentally-his-favorite-one/

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Woman Saves Countless Hours by Printing Pamphlets of Frequently Asked Questions About Her Pregnancy (lemmy.world)

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https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/03/14/woman-saves-countless-hours-by-printing-pamphlets-of-frequently-asked-questions-about-her-pregnancy/

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Nation’s Parents Frustrated as Children Disregard Extra Hour of Sleep Due to Daylight Savings Time Ending (lemmy.world)

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Nation’s Parents Frustrated as Children Disregard Extra Hour of Sleep Due to Daylight Savings Time Ending

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Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide (lemmy.world)

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Government Declares National Daycare Closure Day – New Holiday to “Screw Over Parents” (lemmy.world)

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In a surprising and controversial move, the government has introduced a new national holiday that has left parents in a frenzy and employers infuriated. The holiday, officially known as “National Daycare Closure Day,” has caused frustration among working parents across the country. This day is chosen randomly each year, without prior notice, and seems to serve no purpose other than to inconvenience parents.

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Minnesota Dad Sells Family Cabin to Fund Son’s Obsession with Most Expensive Sports Positions, Awaits Pro-Athlete Payday (lemmy.world)

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#tattletaletimes #satire #theonion #reducestress #satirenews #goalie #highschoolhockey #Minnesota

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Little Brother Declares He’ll Fight Back After Big Brother Beats Him Up Just 6 or 7 More Times (www.tattletaletimes.com)

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Husband Contemplates Whether Yearly Date Night Requires Tucked In Shirt (www.tattletaletimes.com)

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#tattletaletimes #satire #theonion #reducestress #satirenews

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Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star (www.tattletaletimes.com)

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There’s a up-and-coming political star that is making waves on the local level, 5-year-old Jerry Manders from Chicago, Illinois, has been identified as a lying prodigy with a skill set so advanced that he is already being hailed as a future star in American politics.

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Little League Team, Scared Hitless, Attempts to Steal Signs, Finds Picking Nose Not a Real Sign (www.tattletaletimes.com)

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Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home? (www.tattletaletimes.com)

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https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/08/07/opinion-why-buy-lemonade-from-this-kids-lemonade-stand-when-i-can-make-better-at-home/

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