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checkmate, big geology!! (mander.xyz)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Just put up some "no eruption" signs.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

That'd be about as ridiculous as the proposal that is being dismissed into oblivion in this thread but at least economically and technically feasible.

Three or four signs should suffice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The sign won't do much good without force of law. We need legislation outlawing these eruptions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That goes without saying. We need to regulate volcanic burp strength, ejaculation mass and toxic fumes. Pyroclastic flows as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We still talking volcanos or have we moved on to regulating Taco Bell and porn?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I see no reason to differentiate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But if we regulate burp strength, ejaculation mass, and toxic fumes, my husband won't have any hobbies left!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That's harsh. He might get a permit if he promises to not kill entire villages at a time.