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[–] [email protected] 95 points 3 months ago (3 children)

So you are saying we need more concrete?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Paving over all of Yellowstone is the only right answer.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, we could build a Walmart there too!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

We will need to send the best managers Walmart has to offer to keep the volcanoes in check

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

And expedite it, we only have a couple of million years to finish the job.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No no no, we need to dig down to the magma to release the pressure!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

With a valve, I guess, to release the pressure gently

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

No. Bore through all the way to the other side so all the magma just drains out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Time to invest in concrete companies. The demand is going to be HUGE!