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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (12 children)

2 weeks? Try every time i open the app.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (11 children)

I go on Microsoft.con:

Cookies?

Reject all.

Load another page.

Yeah but... Cookies?

Fuck off already!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (9 children)

I want to make a joke about that typo, but I don't want to tease.

I also want to make a joke about going on microsoft.com being the first mistake, but I know there are occasionally reasons to do so.

I guess with this comment, I'm trying to have my two cakes and eat them, too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I guess with this comment, I'm trying to have my two cakes and eat them, too.

Wouldn't you rather have all of these cookies?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only necessary ones!

Also, in culinary terms, cake is much more reliably and pleasantly textured than cookies. I expect this to not be a controversial statement in the least.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Give me a sponge, give me tres leches, give me an angel food or shortcake smothered in fruit. I’d always rather cake than cookies, but keep that frosting shit to yourself. (Ooh I made it spicy ;) )

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