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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was in a guild on a mmorpg that was predominantly women, and there was a squabble between a couple women.

I said, "Settle down, you both have very big penises." One responded, "Uh, were girls." I replied, "Then why are you having a dick measuring contest?" It didn't go over particularly well, but the bickering died down.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Knowing my luck they would both turn on me if I was in that situation.

I do appreciate how there's more women in online games now though. FFXIV has a lot of women, and it's great because I don't have to be that guy anymore and deal with identity politics if someone acts out. There will probably be another woman in the group who is equally annoyed by whatever bad behavior is going on and call it out.