this post was submitted on 13 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

the most fit pet would be one that makes you exercise(run away from it) a lot(it runs after you)!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My cat likes to sink her claws into my lap if I try to get up to do anything. I think she would prefer it if I gave up exercising altogether.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As much as I enjoy being your living couch, little kitty, I do need to eat every now and then!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

but... if you dont eat, you'll be a couch forever!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

or a big herbivore