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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Smucker's Goober be like...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Some mechanical engineer went to a lot of effort to make that shit dispense into the jar in a stripey pattern instead of letting it mix.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's true. I have a friend who works at Smuckers and he says there's a lot of engineering and testing. Even the regular peanut butter has to be checked for consistency... they use a "penetration tester" tool and he has to keep from laughing because it looks very inappropriate.