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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
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- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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My biggest problem is that bottle of supposed jelly.
Artificial grape flavor is just the worst... And that's from somebody who likes black licorice.
Maybe that’s why you hate delicious fake grape flavoring
Yeah it's not wobbly at all. How would you even put jelly in a bottle???
I take it you're from the UK?
It's jam, the spread for toast, not the wobbly dessert that shouldn't go on toast.
It's a liquid when it's hot and it thickens into a spreadable gloop when it cools.
This is a cheaper brand meant for quick kids lunches, not a "high end" one. There's nothing stopping anyone from putting a "good" one in a bottle, beyond it just Not Being Done.