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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
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FWIW - this picture has been floating around since the mid 2000's; the person who blogged about it cooked it super wrong. The instructions said to use a bain marie, and they didnt know what a bain marie, but saw you boiled water in it, so they just boiled the can. If you boil a can, water is 100% going to seep into it, and turn it into...what you see here.
Ok so wtf is a bain marie?
A double boiler, sometimes called a "hot water bath".
Basically a container with what you're cooking inside over the top of a pot of heated water.
It heats things up evenly and gently.
Ok i know what a double boiler is and what theyre for. I've never heard them called that before
People use fancy words when they want something to seem important.
or, and hear me out there, other cultures exist outside North America.
It's what it's known as outside of the USA and the term has existed since about 300AD.
Judging by the can, this thing is meant for multi-day backpacking trips, and you're telling me that on top of tent, sleeping pad, change of clothes, propane stove etc. I have to bring a freaking bain marie along and do some french cooking nonsense in order to get this to taste right, when the patty already looks more like an industrially manufactured pipe seal?
Sure, no problem, I got my bain marie right here, next to my solar powered sous vide oven and my portable overnight charcoal smoker. I don't need room for water or sunscreen or anything, having a gourmet canned cheeseburger is far more important.
LOL
LMAO, even
we call this cooking sth "over steam"