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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Bc safety is important, please don't put actual eggs up your orifices, go with silicone ones instead

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But hubby can't eat the silicone ones

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Gelatin eggs should be okay!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

well now im curious, what could happen if a person puts an egg in one of their body holes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well you'd be risking infection (you can safely put eggs in your mouth but be careful as it can be a choking hazard)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

what kind of infection does the exterior of a boiled egg contain that could be dangerous in the case of purting and removing them from body holes?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Don't use silicone eggs anally, get molds and make gelatin ones that will slowly melt with body heat. They can't get stuck in you