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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just played through Borderlands 3 (again) with a friend where this happens frequently. We MELTED the bosses, but then the main villains show up to fuck up the NPC allies. Uh, hello, our characters are technically standing right there. Why aren't we stopping them?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Literally a similar (if not more egregious) thing happens in Borderlands 2, where Roland can take a fuck ton of damage with you fighting in that arena where you kill Angel, but then Handsome Jack shoots him once and he dies?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

New u machines are technically canon but let's not think about those implications.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I mean the games are basically satire and comedy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

His plot armor ran out just then.