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Mammals (beehaw.org)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They don’t secrete a filtered blood derived substance through modified sweat glands, thus not milk producing, nearly milk substitute producing.

Wild thought, vampires that drink milk instead of blood.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

you mean like human babies?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck. I'm a milk vampire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mampire?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Mamapire.