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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Technically, dairy tolerance is mostly genetic. It doesn't have any particular survival benefits in this day and age, though.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Hence the reference to their bloodline. Most of the world is lactose intolerant, so I guess most people have a weak bloodline

/s, because apparently it wasn't clearly a joke?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The ability to enjoy pizza without turning into a diarrhea rocket is a survival benefit .

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I don't want to live without milk and cookies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fancy ice cream place in town sells Lactaid for $0.25 in a big bowl by the cash register. Genius move..

Or supporting a weak bloodline.. you decide..