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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (6 children)

The katana and related swords were the best they could manage given the technology and raw materials available at the time in Japan... but on the whole, they were pretty mid.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro you gonna summon a army of otakus with your facts

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That's okay. They'll most likely commit sudoku when they learn that samurai weren't the noble and honorable warriors they were made to believe.

[–] rottingleaf 4 points 2 months ago

commit sudoku

For those of us with ADHD, can we do with seppuku?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yep, sadly you're right. Video games really brainwashed us

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You're telling me that 1000 times folded katana can't split a boulder in half?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Maybe but the fake as fuck katana my stepdad got from Japan looks cool as shit, you can't beat that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Fair, valid, and based.

[–] Honytawk 2 points 2 months ago

Intimidation is a valid tactic as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I didn't watch it all the way through, but having seen the video it's criticising I must link this here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Damn... I wish I had that talent to speak for minutes on end without actually saying anything; awkward silences would be a thing of the past!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you care, shadiversity went full chud.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don't really watch him (other than the anime boob armor videos), so I wouldn't know. Do you want me to take your word for it, or do you intend to explain?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't store a local copy of the specifics; it didn't seem worth occupying space with, but there's plenty of stuff around. I wasn't sure if you'd want a video, so here's text (apologies about the site but.)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Shadiversity/comments/rc4vj0/general_wtf_shad_vent_discussion/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thanks for the link. It's pretty consistent with the vibes I got from his main channel videos, which is why I didn't stick around that channel beyond what the algorithm sometimes spits out.

Btw, if you want to view the forbidden site without all of that modern web bullshit, you can use Redlib. It's basically equivalent to Nitter (RIP). My most used instance is at redlib.kittywi.re.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

A lot of things, apparently. He's been leaning further and further into it, and as it's caused his channel to fall off he's making pity me videos about how the sjw algorithm is out to get him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I think (having no actual direct knowledge of kendo or any sword martial art, so take with a grain of salt) that the reputation of the katana came more from the skill of the samurai using them than from the blade itself.

It's a light, curved blade, so using it effectively would involve slicing with it, rather than chopping, which is more suitable for heavy blades combined with heavy force. A slice would involve both sliding the edge along the target cut and moving it forward at the same time. It would make sense to me that a slicing motion would generally lead to cleaner and more complete cuts than chopping. It would also hold its sharpness better, since the edge is being interacted with a parallel motion rather than a perpendicular one. The same is true for the full blade.

It's difficult to do that kind of slicing motion combined with a full swing, but perhaps the mediocre iron they had access to is the reason why they went to the effort of developing that technique. Those who were better at cutting things wouldn't break their swords as often, so they put effort into honing that technique and eventually got to the point where katanas would survive long enough to be antiques or family heirlooms.

But that's just my guess, based on observing samurai characters in various media being impressed with the quality of cuts they observe. Like, "based on this cut, I know that it was done by a skilled swordsman". That says there's some kind of technique involved, rather than just swinging the sharp side at it.