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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just drape your coat over your arm in front of you like an elegant gentleman. No one will ever suspect.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Uhhhhhhhhh, Gary? It's 93 degrees and humid here in Florida.....why do you keep carrying around that fur coat?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now I'm imagining an alligator wearing a rain coat, not zipped up, and standing.........JAZZ HANDS!!!! And an erection.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

"I've got my little yellow jacket on, and I'm ready to mingle." He starts hopping both hind feet forward simultaneously and thrusting his erection forward in tandem.