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[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If this story was real, I’d root for the hacker

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think they were actually hacked weren't they?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know. This particular story is made up, though.

[–] Maven 24 points 4 months ago

Yes, they were actually hacked. The ransom mentioned here is fake.