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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My girlfriend hinted that she liked me by getting under a blanket with me and taking off all her clothes. To be honest, I still wasn't certain. We've been together 13 years.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

She could be Canadian and just being polite

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

oh god i saw 13 years before reading and it sounded a lot worse until the end

congratulations though, im happy for you!