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Has anyone here ever had sex in a canoe? I can only imagine the logistics of laying down enough life preservers to make it comfortable, and any sidewards motions should be right out unless you want to turn this into skinny dipping. I guess you could use the momentum to your advantage to get some good thrusts in, but really, has the bottom of a canoe ever smelled sexy?
Just something to think about.
The only advantage to a canoe is it's slightly drier than the water and slightly less sandy than the beach.
That last point, maybe sex in a canoe that was beached? Then it wouldn't tip over and you wouldn't get sandy.
Canoes also have crossbars every 4 feet or so to keep them reasonably structurally sound. So those are very in your way.
That just means it requires creativity.
In all of human history? Almost certainly.
Also, there is this sort of canoe, which would be much more stable for fucking in.
Look at those fucking canoes!
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