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if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 114 points 6 months ago (6 children)

If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago (1 children)

will you show video proof that you did that

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Do I have to?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Proof or ban, it's the law

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Fuck it, I’m in.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Downvoting to save my eyes

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Upvoting to damn your eyes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't leave us hanging, this could be a true Lemmy moment that will be part of history forever. Like when someone watches a Lemmy video in 10 years this could get mentioned.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why couldn’t I have a fun moment, like breaking both my arms?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Because shitting your pants after a KFC bucket is enough fun for now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I look forward to it, SatansMaggotyCumFart

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pics or it didn't happen

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

D. All of the above?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I usually charge extra for scat stuff.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So 1025 upvotes? I would probably throw up seeing scat, but I'm to sacrifice myself for a silly internet event.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sure.

Haven’t you ever ended up with a little corn on the knob?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A little corn is one thing, but after-KFC stuff it's either a whole log or a half-wet salut shit-shooting with whomps of just gas inbetween. The last one is the hardest to stomack.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If I add in a 26 of some cheap whiskey then it would get really nasty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm all for it.

I'm not american so I'm puzzled by 26 volume. What's that? 26 shots?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

750ml for you folk that can’t handle freedom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

26x750ml or just 750ml? It's either suicide or another morning in Russia.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

750ml is 26 ounces.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

So what's the status?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Absolutely.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

No. No, you do not.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Upvoted just for you buddy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I’m working on it, it takes a bit of preparation to get ready to eat 18 pieces of spicy KFC.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well this aged poorly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Actually it's always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

... 😦

I guess I shouldn't be surprised about that, coming from @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Bad day to be a KFC bucket or pants, let's fucking gooooo