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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I was hoping this was real :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

What if we changed it to "Mexican warns of remorseless criminals north of the boarder"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Dammit, I ate the onion until your comment. I was thinking Mexico might build some sort of wall to keep the riff raff out of Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Omg, I chewed that whole bite without realizing it wasn't an apple...