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New President of Mexico Warns of Remorseless Criminals North of Border (www.borowitzreport.com)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

wait but, if Mexico builds a wall and pays for it, wouldn't Trump just claim it as a yuge win?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

This was his plan the whole time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That’s only if the guards are ours; they won’t be in this scenario.