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New President of Mexico Warns of Remorseless Criminals North of Border (www.borowitzreport.com)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

As a convicted felon, he's already barred from thirtysomething countries. If Mexico isn't yet one, she could totally fix that.