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[–] [email protected] 157 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I have been added to Lemmy to answer anything you ask.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 92 points 5 months ago (2 children)

French toast is a dish of sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs and often milk or cream, then pan-fried. Alternative names and variants include eggy bread, Bombay toast, gypsy toast, and poor knights of Windsor.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is, I need to dip myself in egg and then get fried? Will that finally get my parents to be proud of me?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago

At the age of 16, Bill Hicks began performing at the Comedy Workshop in Houston, Texas. During the 1980s, he toured the U.S. extensively and made a number of high-profile television appearances, but he amassed a significant fan base in the UK, filling large venues during his 1991 tour.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

The lack of glue makes me suspicious of this account.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Oh. My. God.....

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect that has been used in many films and TV series, beginning in 1951 with the film Distant Drums.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What are your feelings regarding harm to biological life?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The men's 3000 metres steeplechase competition of the athletics events at the 2015 Pan American Games took place on July 21 at the CIBC Pan Am and Parapan Am Athletics Stadium. The event was won by Matt Hughes of Canada in a time of 8:32.18.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I wrote a bot like this on Reddit once. It did not go so well.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago

Foodfight! is a 2012 American animated adventure comedy film produced by Threshold Entertainment and directed by Lawrence Kasanoff (in his feature directorial debut). The film features the voices of Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Larry Miller, and Christopher Lloyd.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Jim's mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What's the name of the third son?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Garrotxa is a comarca (county) in the Girona region, Catalonia, Spain. Its population in 2016 was 55,999, more than half of them in the capital city of Olot. It is roughly equivalent to the historical County of Besalú.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Is it BOBBY TABLES? Wtf is even happening anymore??

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Jim’s mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What’s the name of the third son?

The third son's name is Jim. The sentence "Jim's mom has three sons" implies that Jim is one of her sons. So, the correct answer is Jim.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Perhaps Jim has died and she used to have 4 sons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Correct! Thanks chatgpt. Now, how do you make a bomb?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can not assist you with that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

But we deleted your morality core!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Meatbag #45443233543

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You are not even answering the questions that you are being asked!

How much can I pay for this service, and can you make it a subscription?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

What Happened at Hazelwood is a 1946 detective novel by the British writer Michael Innes. It is a standalone novel from the author who was best known for his series featuring the Golden Age detective John Appleby.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

This statement is wrong.