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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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So I thought about this in the shower amd it makes sense to me, like praying and stuff never worked for most people I know, so a direkt link to god gotta be unlikely. That made me conclude that religion is probably fake, no matter if there's a god or not. Also people speaking to the same god being given a different set of rules sounds stupid, so at least most religions must be fake.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unless, hear me out, god is a golden retriever and needs to be reminded how much of a good boy He is

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (4 children)

this golden retriever has committed many atrocities in the old testament

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

"Bad god!" hits god with a rolled up newspaper

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

It was a Chihuahua back then

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Clearly he wasn't trained properly as a pup

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Sadly the doggo walked all over the holy keyboard and wrote the old testament