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Life just isn't fair (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The cat does exercise everyday though, they just have an optimal workout/recovery split.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

optimal workout/recovery split

Sigh, I still haven’t figured this out

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sleep 20 hours a day

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Run 4 hours straight, from 2am to 6am is the ideal time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I keep trying but my boss keeps waking me up saying things like “I’m going to fire your lazy ass” and “why is my wife under your desk?”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I just do what the nice lady in the app tells me to