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Respect your local wildlife (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I think my retirement plan is to try to train crows to be absolute menaces to society. Like, teach them to pick locks or the best kinds of rocks to break glass (to get into vending machines).