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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

~~I don't think you're allowed to cook them.~~

The chef says to keep your damn regards out of the kitchen, he's trying to cook.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Ding! Fries are done!

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