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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I mean I would fucking love somme puppies at work. but also pizza. pizza is good.

my old workplace used to have free breakfast which was the shit. freshly baked bread from local bakery and all sorts of toppings too, it was so nice to go to work, do stuff maybe 30minutes and just go to coffee break and eat some super good bread. and that was every day

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We had that, but people knew what the delivery driver looked like or maybe reception had a secret list of buddies to notify ...whatever. When breakfast was delivered, within 10 seconds, all the vultures in the office pounced in it, leaving nothing.

Anytime pizza was given on Fridays, same vultures would rush to be 1st in line then walk out with a plate stacked with a whole pizza.... Rest of us usually got nothing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

damn thst sounds shitty. at our place literally no one took moteöäre than couple breads so there was enough for everyone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That's something to bring up to management, you know. Those coworkers were being deliberately shitty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How much weight did you put on

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I wish at least a little :D I'm pretty underweight because my body just rejects fat and I'm too lazy to do any body building to gain mass by getting muscle xd