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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Around 30 years ago, American Airlines realized that by removing a single olive from every passenger's salad, they would save what amounts today to about $100,000 annually due to reduced weight. They did that.

Do you think they're going to remove seats and install a brig, or are they just going to make sure every flight has a half a roll of duct tape?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah the savings came from reduced olives. Olives are expensive, it costs more to buy an olive than to fly it on a plane.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So when you buy a ticket you're really paying for the olives on the salad, and the flight is just a bonus on the side?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Statistically, yes exactly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They should remove those magazines that always litters the seat pockets. Must weigh a ton per flight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure they have.. I haven't seen a full skymall in ages. I think they still have the much smaller one advertising their own services

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They will soon realise a quarter roll of duct tape is good enough and save millions again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you roll an average of 2.37 Cavendish bananas length of duct tape between your index and middle finger, you can make a sticky booger ball that tastes like an olive (or maybe boogers, depending on your pH and relative gastrointestinal 'transit time'). As a limited time offer it also removes warts!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Pro tip: When the airline supplies that, you can add your own boogers for a more authentic taste and you can bring as many as you can, they don't count towards your cabin luggage weight limit. The one trick airlines DON'T want you to know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

needs to duct tape two passengers

the plane just fuckin explodes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They removed the olive because olives are gross.