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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I find there's nothing better than harvesting the scent of a female in a tank, with flower petals of course, and then scrapings it off thier skin. Someday I hope to use it in all five chords of a fragrance.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Perfume, story of a murderer

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